so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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