How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
