He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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