i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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