But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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