It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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