he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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