Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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