Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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