She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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