Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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