It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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