i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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