i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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