i need an iv and a liver transplant
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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