do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I touched a dick in church today
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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