I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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