There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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