ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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