Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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