Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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