Plan B is the new Plan A
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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