i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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