Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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