Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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