Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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