ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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