i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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