I wish I could teleport
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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