I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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