hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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