You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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