Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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