Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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