thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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