i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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