Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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