bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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