he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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