grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
