remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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