how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
