You're so nebulous sometimes
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She's the barista slut.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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