I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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