If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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