Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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