I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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