sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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