am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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