He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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