How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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