Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
They should really pass out barf bags in church
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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