dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize