Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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