This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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