Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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