dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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