Jerry, you need to find god
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Dicks are not precious.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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