kristin has been a bad kristin
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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