Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
