I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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