this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Randomize
