Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
COCAINE IS GR8
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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