Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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